Monday, August 22, 2005

Jar Jar Binks vs Yarael Poof: Part 1

Jawajuice: It's a lovely day down here at the edge of the dune sea, we've got sun, sand... more sun... sand... lots of sun... ooh! Look there! A rock! Eh... never mind. Jar Jar and Yarael, incensed by each others denouncements of their prefered brands of magic, have come to blows... we can see the contestants entering now...
Jar Jar enters from the left, Yarael from the right.
Jar Jar: Yousa gonna getten pasten, Poofy!
Yarael: We'll just see about dat, mon.
Jawajuice: 3, 2, 1, BEGIN!
The two shamans begin circling each other, looking for openings. Suddely, Yarael strikes, lunging forward with a knife and cutting a scrap of cloth from Jar Jar's robe.
Jar Jar: Hah! Yousa missen!
Yarael: No, I didn't.
He strikes again, this time cutting the frog-thing's skin and catching the piece before it drifts to the ground.
Jar Jar: OW!
Yarael: Hah! I got jah now!
Yarael quickly whips out a gungan-shaped voodoo doll and attaches the cloth and skin to the tiny mannakin.
Jawajuice: Ooh, it looks like Yarael has prepared a Jar Jar voodoo doll!
Yarael: Now jah goin' down, froggo!
He stabs the doll with a pin. Jar Jar falls to the ground.

Continued on Jar Jar Binks's blog...


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Hey, Mr. *POOF*, you got anything you, uh...need me to hold for ya while you're tangling with Jar JAr?

12:12 PM  
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...I wonder if i'm getting commision for MCing this fight?
Not like it's the money that's the most important thing but....wait a second...oh ya.
It is the most important thing.
Never mind.

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